I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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