You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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