talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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