The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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