He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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