come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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