I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
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