hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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