talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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