You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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