well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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