we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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