So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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