I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i think i just lost a toe
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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