I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
is that a dick in a sweater?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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