yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Randomize
