How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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