guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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