my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
