But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
