soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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