Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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