My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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