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I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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