therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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