my shit smells like andre
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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