So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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