are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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