Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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