Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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