Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she pinky promised me she was 18
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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