Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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