So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So many bounce houses so little time
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
