Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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