So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The air was thick with penises
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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