Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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