yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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