Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
When did angry sex become our thing?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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