69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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