He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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