we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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