Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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