mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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