Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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