just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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