We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i will never coherently bang her
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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