People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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