We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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