I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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