found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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