No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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