what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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