Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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