I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I supernannyed him into submission
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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