sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
